2012/2013 Executive
Executive Biographies
Aio
Pants-less, seven foot tall giant with a cute dwarf boyfriend/butch lesbian lover. Turn ons: A good pair of high heels, books, oddities, and being as quirky as possible. Turn offs: labels, society, and “normal” people.
Joselyn
Ageless, anachronistic grande dame of the group, with the most peculiar (yet fantastic) taste in music. Takes great pride in her quadriceps, which are shown off by her mad high heel skills (which are better than Sarah’s). Turn ons: red hair, social awareness, and tetris. Turn offs: short emails.
Kira
Is the new Sarah, Emma, or really anyone. Represents the best of what PRIDE has to offer. Future ruler of something... Named after Star Trek. Takes the best minutes anyone as ever seen. Makes beautiful drawings out of napkins – should be given many many walls to draw on. Lived in Texas once – we love him anyway. Is an exotic foreigner. Turn ons: kilts, beards, and puppies. Turn offs: so many things, it’s hard to choose. Too many to list…
Tanner
One of the longest serving members of the group. Enjoys RuPaul, practicality, and power tools. Turn ons: tacky T-shirts, smooth dance moves, Apple products. Turn offs: boobies.
Veronica
Makes the most badass posters ever in existence. Has fantastic hair. Secretly a ninja (unconfirmed). Has a special love for animation, used bookstores, and cuddling. Turn ons: N/A. Turn offs: bigotry.
Sarah
Badass queer heterosexual. On a quest for unicorns (non-douchey, non-homophobic Christian boys who aren’t super unattractive). Goal in life is to corner the market on librarian Christian minister’s daughter virgin fetishes (does not approve this message). Turn ons: boys in really bright colored sweaters, tidiness, and Southern accents. Turn offs: the words “panties” and “moist,” and being patted on the head.
- President - Aio - president@ulsupride.ca
- Vice President - Joselyn - vice.president@ulsupride.ca
- Secretary - Kira - secretary@ulsupride.ca
- Treasurer - Tanner - treasurer@ulsupride.ca
- Activity Coordinator - activity.coordinator@ulsupride.ca
- Media Coordinator - Veronica - admin@ulsupride.ca
- Resource Centre Coordinator - Sarah - centre@ulsupride.ca
- Mascot - Snarglebloffin McGrogleshire
Executive Biographies
Aio
Pants-less, seven foot tall giant with a cute dwarf boyfriend/butch lesbian lover. Turn ons: A good pair of high heels, books, oddities, and being as quirky as possible. Turn offs: labels, society, and “normal” people.
Joselyn
Ageless, anachronistic grande dame of the group, with the most peculiar (yet fantastic) taste in music. Takes great pride in her quadriceps, which are shown off by her mad high heel skills (which are better than Sarah’s). Turn ons: red hair, social awareness, and tetris. Turn offs: short emails.
Kira
Is the new Sarah, Emma, or really anyone. Represents the best of what PRIDE has to offer. Future ruler of something... Named after Star Trek. Takes the best minutes anyone as ever seen. Makes beautiful drawings out of napkins – should be given many many walls to draw on. Lived in Texas once – we love him anyway. Is an exotic foreigner. Turn ons: kilts, beards, and puppies. Turn offs: so many things, it’s hard to choose. Too many to list…
Tanner
One of the longest serving members of the group. Enjoys RuPaul, practicality, and power tools. Turn ons: tacky T-shirts, smooth dance moves, Apple products. Turn offs: boobies.
Veronica
Makes the most badass posters ever in existence. Has fantastic hair. Secretly a ninja (unconfirmed). Has a special love for animation, used bookstores, and cuddling. Turn ons: N/A. Turn offs: bigotry.
Sarah
Badass queer heterosexual. On a quest for unicorns (non-douchey, non-homophobic Christian boys who aren’t super unattractive). Goal in life is to corner the market on librarian Christian minister’s daughter virgin fetishes (does not approve this message). Turn ons: boys in really bright colored sweaters, tidiness, and Southern accents. Turn offs: the words “panties” and “moist,” and being patted on the head.
